ღ;; Nope, never ever. Abriella refuses to even acknowledge those things if she ever brings them up. Alex’s sex life is something she doesn’t want to be apart of anymore? “— I bet it did, just like with most things. He really is quite stubborn. Even stubborner when we were humans….” And just as homicidal and crazy. “… How was your night outside of…er.. that?”
✦; But being a part of Alex’s sex life is loads of fun? “…—” It actually took little to no effort at all. But maybe that was due to her centuries of practice with convincing men to do things for her? “It was… Good?” Dull, incredibly dull.
ღ;; No, please don’t tell Abri that. She really doesn’t want to know about your shower festivities or any sort of extreme details now that I think about it. “Really? I.. I would’ve thought he would insist on keeping it and flouncing about as some sassy gay hairdresser slash homicidal maniac. He actually asked me if he was going to be the next Jack the Ripper because of all the woman he butchered… “
✦; Fine. Not going to, then? For now. You have no idea how relieved Amelia is that Abri can only guess—There was a point she’d worried as to whether Abriella could hear them? Stupid heightened vampire senses…— “He…” He did insist, actually. But she told him she’d take off her clothes if he dyed it back… And it really didn’t take long for him to hurry off and do it? “It took some convincing?”
ღ;; “Something like that? I also take it he slept with you— I kind of divulged that you thought he was… ahem— attractive.” ‘Hot’ would’ve just sounded silly coming from her mouth, in Abri’s own opinion. “Pink? And I missed that? Dammit.” A giggle sounds, lilac flitting over to the red head. “He tried to get me to go skinny dipping last night— after he ate twenty four whores..”
✦; “Oh, right, yeah, and that.” Almost adding ‘—In the shower, actually.’ But maybe Abri doesn’t need to know that? There’s a lot Amelia thinks about saying, but never actually bothers with, apparently. “Oh! I got him to take a photo for you…” Actually, he insisted on keeping it pink to show her but she made him take a photo because she couldn’t stand looking at it? “Twenty four? Wow, that’s like a new world record.”
ღ;; “You reek of crazy vampire…” It doesn’t hold any sort of emotion, no curiousness lingering in her tone, either. Which is very much unlike Abriella, who is known for being a meddlesome prat. “I take it Alex came by work and—- tried to eat a bunch of the girls?” Brows furrow slightly, that observation sounds funny when it’s said out loud.
✦; “Something like that…” Maybe Abriella doesn’t know? Surely there are enough tell-tale signs there for her to figure it out on her own. A soft sigh, hands moving to cross over the vampire’s chest. “Did you know he dyed his hair pink? Pink—”
ღ;; “What an exhausting day—” And evening. She can’t even look away for five minutes without Alexander pulling some ridiculous stunt. How fatiguing.
✦; We need only wait for her to say something completely uncalled for like ‘well my day was absolutely fantastic’ or ‘yes, exhausting’. But she doesn’t. Not yet at least. Just going to keep her mouth closed.
ღ;; —- Where does one take a vampire when they’re having a mid life crisis? Abri can’t giving into crazed humanity off Alex’s demands or else London will be quite literally drained of all it’s hookers, whores, and risque ladies. “—-.. No.” Just no, nope, never again.
Nope, don’t let him eat all your work friends, Abri—Amelia’s starting to like them too? Sigh. “You look… Troubled.”
someone rp with me